NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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