He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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