I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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