But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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