They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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