I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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