honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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