i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
3 2 1 whiskey
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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