what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
