honey bunches of taint.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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