There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
did you just send me my own nude
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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