found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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