Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
third nipple confirmed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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