He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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