That's intense
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize