I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
