***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My cat gives me a boner
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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