My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm at about main and main street
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I got inside last night via doggy door
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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