I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I need water and some morals
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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