The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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