he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
21 People Reveal The Most Embarrassing Secrets They Know About Someone
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.