good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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