i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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