Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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