Pappa wants mamma naked
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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