i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Im part way to drunk.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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