So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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