Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
