Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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