i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
