so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
