I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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