When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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