I think I died a long time ago.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
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what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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