help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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