I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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