Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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