weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
And then my night got REAL pukey
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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