Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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