he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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