Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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