Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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