your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Duck Duck Cougar?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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