just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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