It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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