We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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