well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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