We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm going to jail i love you
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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