David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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