I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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