Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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