This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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