It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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