what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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